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    April 24, 2024
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    April 24, 2024
  • YOUR TLDR HOROSCOPE 4/17

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    April 17, 2024
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    Rumours of ‘going out of business sale’ baseless spam.

    April 9, 2024
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    “I have control issues,” button-presser admits.

    April 9, 2024
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    READY YOUR CASH! SECURITY CAMERAS FOILED

    The Fifth Element of surprise #HeistLifeHacks

    April 9, 2024
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    SLACKURITY! REV_KFL SLEEPING ON DUTY

    Working hard or hardly working?

    April 9, 2024
  • YOUR TLDR HOROSCOPE 3/31

    YOUR TLDR HOROSCOPE 3/31

    You have your ticket to the city, and are looking forward to a new adventure and a drink or two.

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    March 31, 2024
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    March 30, 2024
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