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THE NEOTROPOLIS DAILY READER

The Neotropolis Daily Reader is the premiere source for all the latest happenings in the city and beyond. Salacious society is our specialty! TLDR puts the CAN in UNCANNY, the FAME in DEFAMATION, and is the buzz at the heart of Kepler-609c.

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